A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mother who is old enough to be their childs grandma Having a kid at 40
"Damn she looks like a grandma parent"
When ur grandma eats a banana with her asshole
Why did u lend that banana to ur granny she did a grandma banana?
Someone who's stupid enough to "accidentally" shave off their eyebrows
Me: omg, did u see *friend* yesterday??
Friend: omg yesss they're grandma eyebrows now!!
Me: how do you accidentally shave off your eyebrows?? Wha??
A girl who acts like an old lady. Dresses like an elderly woman, goes to bed early, curses, and is very opinionated.
Don't invite Ruth to go out, she'll want to pull a Grandma Rose and be home in bed by 9p!
A grandma got run over by a reindeer snow globe dome is snorting lines of coke while the female snorts lines of coke off your erect penis and then gives you a blowjob
That silverfox cougar gives the best grandma snow globe dome.
Alongside the likes of "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian", "ur grandma have penis" is a phrase that can be used to absolutely D E C I M A T E someone in an argument
Gay kid 1: I fucking hate you and ur dad lesbian
Retarded child numero dos: lol ur grandma have penis
gay kid 1: SNHPye8U(JWDOMINHUB*YH*_UE)(IJNWHUSD&C)(IJHOISHU)IUHEF)*YDSA*YHF)syh0IEUFH
A Smelly Grandma is a grandma that is extremly smelly.
"Hey Hoes your grandma"
"shes smelly"
"How is she a smelly Grandma"
"She is a smelly grandma because shes smelly"
Harley pulls up and beats the life out of us
harley is a silly billy