A fork of Rural Dictionary
Artificially Black is when non-black people artificially change their skin tones. Mostly white people commit to this.
“Hey did you see Jessica the other day?”
“No why?”
“She’s Artificially Black now”
“Oh shit”
he always has an empty beer can outside his house everyday, he has a black mass on the top of his nose so beware it could be contagious
“did you see black nose charles?”
“yes i did i had to keep well away from him just in case he infected me with his black nosieness!”
When you go out hunting for the biggest floppiest suction cup black dildo to use on your man
Babe let’s go on a black expedition
The Black and Gold Brigade was the first ever band, created by the Egyptians to appease the gods. They soon discovered it also had the ability to repel and chicks in the area. After they redirected to California, they became the ultimate superpower. Stronger than every country, they wait for the right time to strike anybody named Elliott with their instruments of torture.
You’re in the Black and Gold Brigade? Let me guess, you’re still a virgin?
No I’m sexy as fuck.
Another for fat black bitches.
Do you like black cattle homie?