A fork of Rural Dictionary
The dump you take when you are thrown off schedule by travel. You feel it build all day, but you can't go until you relax at your destination.
I shouldnt have had airport Chili's, I'll have to travel crank as soon as we get to the hotel.
Also known as making a U turn, or turning around while driving
Shit I made a wrong turn, hold i’m cranking a nut
the action of making out in a secret alleyway meshed with the fact of going out of your way to hide the boy/girl from your parents that you’re not allowed to see/spend time with.
Chad: “Dude, I cranked metallica so hard with Brittney last night. It was so lit.”
Jeff: “Woah, what does it mean to ‘crank metallica’”?
Chad: “It means to make out in a secret alleyway, man.”
Jeff: “Woah DUDE! I wish I could have cranked some hard metallica with Jessica at that party last weekend.”
Chad: “Don’t worry bro. You’ll get your chance to crank metallica someday.”
cranking metallica: to make out in secret: specifically in an alleyway
When two guys self masturbate while seated in a back to back position. This practice stems from the astronaut practice of masturbating back to back to avoid being shot backwards after climax in zero-gravity space
Lieutenant McRae was hoping Commander Bolton would join him in a space crank so the two could safely jack off aboard the ISS without fear of flying backwards into the control panels.
Act of masturbation.
Unless I can crank my cudgel before we leave, I'll be in a bad mood all day.