Country Dictionary

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that grandma from another state

stone cold ass bitch, always ready to fight and fuck over your fam.

Friend: Hey isn't that your grandma from another state?
You: Fucking hell, that grandma from another state is a nasty ass bitch.

by fybnsad June 11, 2018

great-great-grandma

Great-grandparent's mother.

great-great-grandma.

by Zabombini October 05, 2024

skibi rizzer gyat on my grandma, level 100 gyat james charles, drakes 2 foot weewee, fortnite rizz, touching all the girls, tickleing my buns.

my fatass walking a fish and in my cat, i ate my fortnite battle pass, i ❀️ charmander, the #1 robux buyer, i ate yo fatass dog, i shot my fish with a fortnite sniper, my mom is gay and having a trans fag daugher, my dad is a bisexual frog, my sister looks like a horse, my brother is the #1 doja cat fan, my dad wears a wig to look trans, having a affare with jimmy falon, my big fat gyat was the reason the twin towers fell, my grandma fell down the stairs and i giggled, i farted in her breathing tanks, now shes gone 😈😈😈😈 i hated her fatass. πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ˜ˆπŸ€·πŸ» β™€οΈπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ«’πŸ«’πŸ«’πŸ«’πŸ«’πŸ«’πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜’πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

"james charles is tickleing my ass"
skibi rizzer gyat on my grandma, level 100 gyat james charles, drakes 2 foot weewee, fortnite rizz, touching all the girls, tickleing my buns.

by iateyourtransgfthathasadick March 26, 2024

Whiskey Grandma

Whiskey Grandmas are the older variant of the Wine Mom and Vodka Aunt. Where as Wine Moms are classy and Vodka Aunt's are rowdy, Whiskey Grandma's tend to spend most of their time being bitter from age. They are more inclined to avoid social situations to "watch their stories" and drink alone. They are very obscene and crude, but are still respected and revered due to their ages of wisdom and deep love whenever they show it. They have built up such a high alcohol tolerance that you will rarely see them even stumble after a night out drinking.

Grace has become such a Whiskey Grandma recently

by Undocumented Goats July 29, 2018

yoinked a grandma

The action of bitting down on an unpopped popcorn kernel.

"Man, I yoinked a grandma last night."

by taylorsversion13 November 10, 2022

pinch my grandma with a crowbar

I think you’re insane but give me head

Hot Girl: wiggles her toes in his face
Boy: damn ur hot but crazy, pinch my grandma with a crowbar?

by Prince c4spian December 06, 2022

ur grandma a splat

the absolute WORST insult even god can think of. Worse than all the β€œur” insults on urban dictionary combined. When u say it, a planet explodes along with the human race.

Man 1:lol ur mom gay
Man 2:no u
Man 1: ur sisters a mister
Man 2:well ur grandma a splat
*MAN 1 REDUCES TO ASHES ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND URANUS*

by MEAGPERSON May 05, 2018