A fork of Rural Dictionary
A asshole who is sadly the US president
Person 1: bro did you see Donny Pumpkin Heads speech
Person 2: yes he is the worst person to ever exist
The discharge leftover from anal sex using the innards of a gourd or root vegetable as a lubricant.
Joe: Damn! Smells funky in here!
Caity: yeah, got some leftover pumpkin around
It’s a pumpkin shaped like an among us character with gyat
There is an among us gyat pumpkin
A far cry from somewhat of a meal. A male eating this will indeed turn him homosexual.
Hayden's girlfriend made him pumpkin soup, Hayden ate the pumpkin soup and now he himself and others see him as a gay man.
Someone who has such an intense and unhealthy attraction to individuals with red hair, pale skin, and freckles that they will only date or have sex with someone of the ginger persuasion.
"Why do you only date redheads? I can't imagine sleeping with one soulless ginger, much less exclusively!"
"What can I say? I'm a certified pumpkin thumper."
2 or more guys performing the pumpkin while in adjacent bathroom stalls (see pumpkin)
*while performing a pumpkin* you hear fapping noises in adjacent stalls, one cries out, bro! is this a full on pumpkin patch right now!? Reply back, I think it is! *skeet skeet skeet*
A red-headed person's pubic hair region.
1. "Dude, I just ate that red-head girl out last night, she had a total pumpkin patch!"
2. "Hey girls, I'm getting my pumpkin patch waxed tonight, who wants to come?"