A fork of Rural Dictionary
Alex puts tea bags in his mouth, and in his pockets, because he's so british, and he's obssesed with Jaya, the french guy, and Cheu, the nerd with mushroom hair.
Alex the british girl is lame.
when you put a can of beans in someone else's anus, put whipped cream on your dick, and stick it in there.
John gave me a British desert the other day.
British Bacon the best bacon better than any other so thick so good so delicious
You got dat Good british bacon init bruv on my bacon batty wid sum Red sauce
British people do not exist. British people never HAVE existed. British people CANT exist.
Person 1: “I met this British person the other day-“
Person 2: “British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist”
For those who think British people are not a race need to look up some facts here is the proof they are a race
Jackson321 knows that British people are a race of there own
The worst place to study or work at. Synonym of a shit hole.
A: Hey where's your new job at?
B: British school of Tirana
A: Shit was the morgue not hiring?