A fork of Rural Dictionary
Variant on that's what she said. Used when something was probably awkward.
A: well it's two of you against me. do i really have a choice?
B: that must have been awkward for you.
A: idk. i kinda forgot i was doing it
B: (that must have been awkward...)
A: you'd probably want to play with my older brother. kind of a beast.
B: that must have been awkward.
A: psh. i've never 'frustrated' you before in my life.
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.
A: but..you could do that with anything
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.
Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times (AAST) is when your sexual overtures are rejected due to inappropriateness of situation or setting. The key difference between AAST and being creepy is that in this case the object of your affections does not feel threatened or in any way afraid of you. They just think you're pathetic.
You and your new girlfriend stopping by at your ex*'s house unannounced to ask if she'd like to go get a drink with you all. This is an Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times.
*Bad break-up and someone you're not friends with now.
When you're driving thru no-man's land with your earbuds in your ears listening to your iPod, while at the same time your ears are popping because of the air pressure and it feels very awkward and makes it hard to hear the music.
I was driving through Pennsylvania and i experienced Awkward Ear-Popping iPod Syndrome, so i couldn't even hear my Paramore music because my ears were popping so much.
an affectionate phrase used to deflate the awkwardness of a previous statement.
I heard your cousin Sheila has an STD
Buh huh huh!
The new awkward turtle. A moment of cold, unmoving social displeasure.
"I made a tasteless joke about Jews before he told me he was Jewish. It was a real awkward shrub moment."
He is a very famous celebrity (To clarify he is a celebrity he is very celebrated) he likes minecraft and being gay
I killed Awkward Aiden on March 15th. They have not found the body yet.