A fork of Rural Dictionary
On Halloween going trick or treating at an elderly person's house
Hey Mark lets go visit the great wrinkled pumpkin
An unnecessary insult which means nothing. The insult was born our of a pumpkin carving fiasco between two fine ass people .
Jeff: Good morning.
David: Shut the fuck up pumpkin gut.
that one pornhub video where the guy sticks his dick inside a pumpkin and his step sis is all like omg you saved it for me??! you know how much i loove the seeds ;)) then the mom is like grgrgrrrrrr then he fucks her while hiding behijnd a couch wowza
my favorite porn hub video is that pumpkin guts one
Being so intoxicated that you are willing to have sex with that "thicc"-looking pumpkin on the front page.
"Dude, you hooked up with Phoebe last night you gross f***."-Brad
"I don't want to hear anything. I was pumpkin drunk."-Chad
"Fair enough."-Brad
The sexual act of orgasming inside your significant while they spin on your penis to simulate a twisting motion while both parties wear a pumpkin on their head.
Damn man i totally twisted pumpkined with my girl last night
Thats fucking disgusting
A man cuts holes in a pumpkin for the eyes nose and mouth. several men jack off then stick their cocks in the holes and shoot their loads in the pumpkin
Once all the men are done, the pumpkin is cut open and emptied out, and a pumpkin pie is made. Must be served to a special girl with a side of ice cream
"I had Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex with Stacy last night with the guys. I know she is the one"