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Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center

In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.

“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt

Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias

stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”

by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024

king of the science

king of the science is a title applied to the smartest Scientist alive—perhaps the only—universally-acknowledged holder was Isaac newton

Isaac newton referred to as the "science King or The king of the science

by spiltz September 23, 2022

Doesn't make science

When you have a topic about pseudoscience, religions, myths, or metaphysics

What is your horoscope?

I don't believe in astrology, Doesn't make science!

You: If you don't believe in God you will go to hell.

Me: Doesn't make science.

by Matt Mufti July 25, 2021

Corona Arts and Science Academy

Most commonly known as C.A.S.A. Basically every nigga there thinks they're shit and acts all tough because they know they about as soft and pussy as anyone else. Oh, and watch out, because the bitches there will rub their sexuality in your fucking face, as if you gave a shit, which none of you don't. In few words, you can summarize this school as a shithole and a gayfest.

Corona Arts and Science Academy niggas are mad retarded, change my mind.

by Go fuck off September 17, 2019

hunk science

The science of what people consider sexy or attractive.

Advertisers choose their models after doing a lot of hunk science.

by smjgJsbjgsm September 05, 2018

Science class

Science class is nothing, but bullshit that we are not going to need in the future or what we already know.

Science class teacher: And that's how oxygen turn into carbon dioxide.
Person 1: why the fuck do we need to know this?

by Nobody/no one gives a shit September 28, 2021

Science Class

A required class in School that teaches you shit the average sane human being will never use, such as how plants grow.

In science class, we learned how a plant reproduces. I'm going to be a insert job here!

by Fuery February 01, 2023