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Nick loves playing twilight Princess.
He would love to have a 3 way with zelda and Barbara Streisand.
He would love to "town plan" a bukakke party with many men.
Hey you don't be silly put a Condom on that willy. You twilight Princess
Pretty much self explanatory. Use in reference to someone who is very pale.
See example for futher explanation.
Guy1 "Dude, Did you see that girl?"
Guy 2 "No, why?"
Guy 1 " ..that girl was Twilight White"
Mlp porn is best porn to get hard to and fuck all 28 of your girls in one night just to be satisfied
Me:Twilight pounding is fucking 28 Girls
Fred: I dont believe it
A book with a horny girl with daddy issues who fucks with vampires and wolfs for them to die in the last movie for nothing
Person1 : I’m team Edward from twilight (vampire)
Person 2 : I’m team Jacob from twilight (wolf)
Person 3 : no one cares
Is a nice girl who is always willing to help others. Will be somewhat dumb at first but as she grows she will become smarter and actually thinks things through. Is a friend who always keep a level head and will try her best not to get angry. When she finds love she will have a hard time with ever loving someone else.
I love my girlfriend Twilight
A cinematic masterpiece with such terrible acting not even the actors dare speak about it. The first 3 movies were iconic and nobody knows what the heck happened in the 4th and 5th movie that ruined it. The quotes from it are lowkey the most iconic things from the 2000’s and 2010’s, these contain the quotes, “Bella, where the hell have you been, Loca” “It’s the fluorescents” “This is the skin of a killer, Bella”
“Twilight is actually so terrible it’s so good!” -50% of Twilight Fans
“Twilight is so good cause I want a vampire like Edward to come suck me dry!” -The crazier 50% of Twilight fans.