A fork of Rural Dictionary
A professor you feel an emotional and intellectual but completely platonic connection to. It’s THAT professor that will talk about all the subjects that you’ve always wanted to talk about, the one that can keep you interested for hours about that one topic. It’s the professor you’ve always dreamt to have a conversation with.
« okay I’ve met my PSM (professor soul mate) today. He is the professor I’ve always been waiting for »
A way to say something is funny
Originally used by the first colonies of Australia
- Hey, did you know that my money is green like my asshole
-Lmao mate
A bond between two individuals who are or wish to become closer with one another.
"Kayla and Maddie wanted to rebuild they're mateness after falling out"
Two woman who have slept with the same man
When Chelsea drinking slept with Kirsty’s boyfriend she was too ashamed to admit they were now meat mates
the person (likely your very distracting bff) who you choose sit next to in class. This person will constantly harass you and the 2 of you will often get in trouble. do NOT be surprised if the teacher says things like "get your feet off the table and take off your eye masks, this isn't your living room and its not nap time" but ur too buzzed to even care.
girl: sauce me a waffle I'm hungry
bff: omg its blueberry eggo
girl: yayyyyy wanna take a nap
teacher: *sends email to parents saying*: In a nutshell, I feel that your daughter's performance in class is due almost entirely to not paying attention. Sometimes this is due to talking with her seat mate and sometimes this is due to sneak peeking at her phone.
The only friend you have left because you have accomplished making fun of everyone around you.
My rubber mate will be my best friend, my only friend.