A fork of Rural Dictionary
What I call homo-sapiens with cystic lesions
Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "I Shank Backs"
What I call hispanics with no common sense.
Person 1: are you a Hispanic with no common sense.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are a "I Shank Backs"
A Shank Wank is where if you are held at knife point by some road men you’d have one last final wank before you’re sent up into the council estate in the sky.
guy 1: Did you hear the news
guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning
guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank
guy 2 : totally man
When you're in a restroom taking a piss and the person next to you farts without regards.
"What's that?" I asked to the guy next to me at the urinal... I thought he said something...??.. oh, now I know...... he just fart shanked me...Burritos?..chili? Hmmmm pickled eggs? ..Mardi grace?....or something like that.
When you get kidnapped by a fat German and he decides to shank you in his new Lederhosen
"Ach! Guten Morgen Kinder, sterben jüdischen Abschaum!"
*You receive a Schnitzel Shank*
When someone with a big nose sticks their nose into something which they shouldn't
Rob needs to mind his own business. He gave brother a right nasal shanking when he started asking him what was in the briefcase