A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be locked to a proverbial barrel, such as 'bent over a barrel' with no feasible means of escape.
A buddy of mine is barrel locked (bent over a barrel) with a vendor at work. He can't get anything done cause the vendors solution doesn't work, and management won't allow him to replace the vendor.
One of Bilbo Bagins many nicknames
- wow thats the Ringkeeper
- don't you mean the Barrel Rider
A gargantuan spunk barrel is where a person swallows loads from multiple people in one sitting.
“Luke is a gargantuan spunk barrel, did you see how many loads he swallowed”
A ROOM FULL OF WOMAN WHO HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN A COUPLE DAYS.
man, it sure smells like a FISH BARREL in here.
Typically anyone considered too obese to be cast as a contestant on Jeopardy!
"Cuz he likes contestants on the show that are in shape. As long as you don't look like a barrel ass or a porker."
British Colombian Bowling ball... guy only drinks bud heavies and four lokos... wheels only females under 15... years old... sick forearm tat... loves Stefanski's bajangas.... but is also probably your hot bartender if you've been to the keg in Kelowna
I rubbed Brett's barrel for good luck, its like Buddha's belly but luckier
The day of the first snowfall, A day where friends gather to drink whiskey and listen to Christmas Carols.
On Barrel Day we downed twelve bottles of jack and sang along to White Christas.