A fork of Rural Dictionary
You meet a new friend and get really close to him and his family so that you can meet his grandma and then fuck her.
Grandma assbanger is also closely related to grandpa assbanger if you didnt know
Slang for "You’re very slow”. Not the brightest person, this person doesn’t have to be physically old.
Me:so ya jeff ran to school today
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?
Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????
Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma
Him: W-What happened??
Me: Shot your grandma hahaha
Him: *kills self*
“dance til your dead u silly belly dancing grandma!!”
A little shit who says they love but they don't love you
Grandma:would you like some cookies.
Me:WTF you always make Fucking cookies ya little bitch fuck you I'm out your an annoying grandma