A fork of Rural Dictionary
the person (likely your very distracting bff) who you choose sit next to in class. This person will constantly harass you and the 2 of you will often get in trouble. do NOT be surprised if the teacher says things like "get your feet off the table and take off your eye masks, this isn't your living room and its not nap time" but ur too buzzed to even care.
girl: sauce me a waffle I'm hungry
bff: omg its blueberry eggo
girl: yayyyyy wanna take a nap
teacher: *sends email to parents saying*: In a nutshell, I feel that your daughter's performance in class is due almost entirely to not paying attention. Sometimes this is due to talking with her seat mate and sometimes this is due to sneak peeking at her phone.
The fool's Mate is the fastest way to get check mated in chess
How to do Moves
1.f3 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f3 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f4 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f4 Qh4#
"White is trash at the game,he starts with grob,Black plays queen pawn,Then white goes for the English defence but black play the fool's Mate with queen to h5
When a woman treats her son like her boyfriend! He becomes her son-mate-@bertccomedy
She kissed her son in the mouth that ain't her baby that's her son-mate
It’s like friends with benefits but hotter
Jimmy and I are mates with dicks out
A phrase used to signify that the subject has little to no support on their opinion
Jimmy: I think that we should all get more homework
John: All your mates are backing you up, trust me!
You're best mate forever(or BMF) is someone you can always count on. They are always down to hang out, make you happy, and joke around. BMF tend to have crushes on their friends, which makes them simps. If you are lucky enough you can find the perfect BMF in a smart, pretty, and kind girl.
My Best Mate Forever just bought me a ring for my birthday.
The term said by your Pop at Christmas lunch that fills you with pure rage and a feeling of deep loneliness.
Aunty: That was such a good movie hahaha
Mum: I love the part where h-
Pop: you got a girlfriend yet mate?
Me: no hahaha *slowly crying inside