A fork of Rural Dictionary
A place where if you put your keys, you receive a fun surprise for the rest of the trip!
Dan couldn't wait to put his keys in the Cruise Ship Fishbowl. It had been weeks since he had had any type of excitement.
Jumping ship is when your team, ie the posh, are up to sh*t you wog eyed spastic that's why people jumped ship back in the day, not so they could be all like, 'Hey we're on the titanic, lets jump off and drown ourslves before we lose the chance' ffs
"Oh, so rafa got the boot?" "Uh, no, he jumped ship before he had another beachball moment"
A Con ship is a problematical ship that can be either contain paedophilia,incest,grooming ect. Most proships are toxic and aren't legal. Con meaning negative.
Example: Me: "Oh my favourite ship is Brother(minor)x Sister(Adult)" You: "Ew that's disgusting! Get away from me Conshipper" A Con ship is a problematical ship that can be either contain paedophilia,incest,grooming ect. Most proships are toxic and aren't legal. Con meaning negative.
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.
I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES
When someone is thriving too hard, making an average of one new Facebook friend every 1.5 minutes. Friend(ship) + (speed) dating = speed-shipping. Could also be used in reference to new followers on Instagram/Twitter. friendship speed dating
That's like one new friend every 1.5 minutes! I'm so popular! That's called speed-shipping!