Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Sitting hot

When you poop your pants and just continue to sit in it.

“Dude it’s sitting hot” “I gotta go, I’m sitting hot”

by Tattoo ernay November 29, 2020

Sit In the Third Row Back

To be immature

Just because you don't like something doesn't mean you need to sit in the third row back.

by Jacksoncage March 11, 2022

sitting glove

The act of placing ones penis under the ass of the person sotting

I gave your mom a sitting glove last night

by Gdbni November 08, 2011

Sit on face

A action where a woman sits on a man’s face. I don’t know what else you want me to say

“Sit on face baby” I can’t add mine cuz “ok…” “Ty mommy” like I know what yall love

by Lilhitler January 25, 2025

sitting on a plank

When you hide a boner by shoving it in between your legs and squeezing it with your thighs

Adam: hey look how tight that guy's legs are, wtf is he doing Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn

by arcanev4 February 22, 2025

country sit down

a nice long poop, there's nothing better than a good old country sit down

On saturday morning Johnny like to read the newspaper during a good old country sit down on his porcelain throne.

by confederationnn November 02, 2014