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shotgun surgery

performing shotguns using a surgery. pretty self explanatory

I offered my patients three options for their amputation of their arms: saw, sex, or shotgun surgery

by professional_circle July 20, 2023

Shotgun Surgery

When a man pretending to be a doctor uses a shotgun (instead of a scalpel or any other surgical tool) and ends up killing the patient. It ends most times in the stereotypical black nurse cracking wise.

Im filing a malpractice suit against the man who killed my son! He practices Shotgun Surgery!

by The sweet release of death. September 07, 2016

beef shotgun

Where you pump your foreskin and blow a meaty load

Bitch ama beef shotgun you

by Shartflash February 05, 2018

Slimy Shotgun

(noun) The act of shotgunning a beverage after its can has been stuffed inside a person's vagina.

(verb) To shotgun a beverage after having stuffed the can inside a person's vagina.

(noun) Last Friday, Tommy threw up by the docks after receiving too many Slimy Shotguns from his girlfriend Candy.

(verb) Last Friday, Tommy Slimy Shotgunned too many Busch Lights and threw up by the docks.

by MikeHancho925 September 07, 2022

Slimy Shotgun

(noun) The act of shotgunning a beverage after its can has been stuffed inside a person's vagina.

(verb) To shotgun a beverage after having stuffed the can inside a person's vagina.

(noun) Last Friday, Tommy threw up by the docks after receiving too many Slimy Shotguns from his girlfriend Candy.

(verb) Last Friday, Tommy Slimy Shotgunned too many Busch Lights and threw up by the docks.

by MikeHancho925 September 07, 2022

Shotgun Squad

A group of badass drinkers that Shotgun beers like nobody's business

I want to be able to chug beers like the Shotgun Squad

by Frollet742 February 13, 2021

shotgun squad

The most legendary drinking team on planet earth.

I wish I could drink beer like the Shotgun Squad.

by Frollet742 February 23, 2021