A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be immature
Just because you don't like something doesn't mean you need to sit in the third row back.
The act of placing ones penis under the ass of the person sotting
I gave your mom a sitting glove last night
A action where a woman sits on a man’s face. I don’t know what else you want me to say
“Sit on face baby” I can’t add mine cuz
“ok…”
“Ty mommy” like I know what yall love
When you hide a boner by shoving it in between your legs and squeezing it with your thighs
Adam: hey look how tight that guy's legs are, wtf is he doing
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn
When you poop your pants and just continue to sit in it.
“Dude it’s sitting hot” “I gotta go, I’m sitting hot”
a nice long poop, there's nothing better than a good old country sit down
On saturday morning Johnny like to read the newspaper during a good old country sit down on his porcelain throne.
A sex act that modifies the doggy-style position. In this position, the top uses the bend in the small of the bottom's back to prop up a device playing porn.
My wife really wants to have sex but I don't know if I can get it up for her anymore!
Relax, dude. For all you care, you could be having sex with Riley Reid if you can sneak in a Seoul sitting desk.