A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Field School is a school in Washington DC, and it used to be a weed farm. Almost all of the kids
are stoned and the teachers are too. This is the legendary Field School. There is still weed growing behind the school nd in the science labs.
The Field School used to be a weed farm
A big weed farm where the local lore says farmer joe lives, long since abandonded
Person 1:Omg its the field school
Person 2: the feld school
An absurdly expensive private prep school with good teachers, terrible leadership, burnt out neurodivergent stoner students, and evil middle schoolers. Under the dictatorship of Supreme Leader Lori Strauss, prices for regular things are jacked way up while antisemitism is brushed over.
Student 1: "Have you heard what happened to The Field School after Lori Strauss took over?"
Student 2: "Yeah, we both go there. I can't believe she removed the Latin department by personally defenestrating Hugh McElroy."
Student 1: "Yeah, and the public execution she held for the physics teacher Jared was horrible."
Student 2: "Well at least we still have David Kongstvedt, Field School history teacher and writer of 2008's Osiris Ford."
What ‘classy’ people say to justify getting completely shit faced in a field/outdoor public area
Person 1: You are such a tramp getting
drunk in a park
Person 2: Well actually, I think you would
find I am field chic
when you make a play for your eligible receivers to run to one side of the field to guarantee a pass or create a running lane which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.
University of Wyoming liked the field clearout.
When your undercarriage is overgrown from lack of grooming.
He never trimmed his pubic region which left him with a massive taint field.
When your undercarriage is hairy from lack of grooming.
Ted never trimmed his pubic region, we was well known for his taint field.