A fork of Rural Dictionary
This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.
Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.
"That guy needs to stop talking."
"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
its literally no longer doing something that you might have planned on doing.
“If no one is going to be at the courts then I’m not going, shit curtains.”
A girl's vagina when her clit is pierced.
When I went down on that girl, I nearly chipped my tooth on her metal curtain.
Smashed off your face, tits or any other part of your anatomy.
Darren was WELL mo fo-ing curtained last weekend. He tried to have sex with a lamppost.
Out on the pull - looking for women. The origin of this expression comes from the fact that a woman has beef curtains. ie a vagina.
Berty Wooster:
I'm away out to tap the curtain tonight Jeeves, don't wait up.
Blackout curtains when defined by an moron.
That parrot won’t stop chirping, trick him into thinking it’s nighttime with some daylight curtains!
when something that was trendy or really cool is ruined by mainstream media exploitation or over used and abused by mainstream society
comic book hero movies used to be fun now they are cool curtains
I saw some tool with a smart phone doing some dumb shit trying to impress chics like in that commercial. fuck it, its cool curtains