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Logical Smackdown

Seeing a concise yet brutal correction of stupidity using only the facts.

Michael: "Woah, this person on the internet said that vaccinations cause Autism. Time to give them a logical smackdown."

by michaelpbitcoin June 15, 2021

illogical..logic

A tiktok user with over 25k followers.

“Hey! Who’s that one tiktoker you watch?”
“Do you mean illogical..logic”
“Yes!”

by honeymorganmoon September 06, 2021

Kentucky Logic

When a person's logical does not make any sense at all.

John: I think 2+2=19
Adam: That's Kentucky Logic

by Sir Henry Doyle June 22, 2021

poofy logic

Logic, that while is true doesn't stand up against much.

Bob: A turtle is only a turtle because we call it that.
Bobette: That's poofy logic, man.

by UnsocialGamer September 20, 2017

Logic Day

A holiday celebrated annually on October 5th (Neil DeGrasse Tyson's birthday) that celebrates science, nature, and logic. You eat bacon (although it isn't required), enjoy science and nature, and give gifts related to those things. Let's all do it! Spread the word! # logicday

Every year my family celebrates Logic Day by visiting our local museum.

by BunnyBang September 22, 2014

Duck Logic

When something is so illogical, it cannot be considered f*ck logic anymore. Instead, it's duck logic.

"The show's writers say they are writing away from romance, yet they give the main characters new love interests. I can't with the duck logic..."

by Ezin December 30, 2016

Simple Logic

Defo an alt for tingles

person 1: Wtf Simple logic stop it
Simple logic: *mean words*

*five mins later as soon as simple logic goes away*

tingles: Omg guys what happened?!

by A very hot person December 09, 2019