Country Dictionary

Someone whos name oddly starts with a r

Yoo look a midget

An offensive term used to describe anyone who is very short for their age. Socially acceptable ways of saying this include dwarf, and LP (little person).

Hey, look at that midget.

(note, i do not condone calling a dwarf a midget. Calling them this makes it extremely likely for you to get your genitalia punched back up into your stomach)

A short skinny light skin boy.
Many know as Joshua/Josh

Joshua is a midget

Small in stature human with generally poor banter. Not of full size or development.

Look at little Rory - poor bloke is a midget.

short creatures that like close contact and gather in secluded places

A: Eat your meal and go upstairs. The midgets have already gone upstairs and there is no one upstairs.
B: Oops. I have to hurry.

My short acoustic friend

If someone is short and walking you can say hey look at that midget

A small person that gets called a elf

Ryan: look there's a midget
Jack: ew! I'm gonna step on it
Ryan: NO it's an elf

Jack: So?
Ryan: were not gonna get presents for Christmas