A fork of Rural Dictionary
A voodoo shrimp is a magic position that comes from a man’s pole. Once it has been slid down the partner becomes overly infatuated, border line obsessive. And in constant need of the voodoo shrimp.
“That voodoo shrimp was so good I can’t leave him alone!”
A wonderful girl from the country of Fakkashian on the planet Kurojiwaka. Shrimp-Chan really like molten ice cream. She has molten ice cream powers and is fighting evil with her partner Emey. Her and Emey were sent to earth and now they’re waiting for the taco apocalypse to begin She’s Very random and sometimes No one understundom her Secretly she likes Emey
Seonghwa : Did you see Shrimp-Chan today? Emey : Yeah, She’s Rolling on water and eating molten ice cream Seonghwa : Is that normal? Emey : Yep, Shrimp Chan is so random
Masturbating with your small penis.
Stop all the shrimp grippin' and get back to work.
When you have a limp dick and fuck your girl from the back
I was shrimp burgering this girl because she’s so ugly
When 2 men ejaculate into each others asses and then enjoy a shrimp cocktail together dipping the shrimp into the freshly ejaculated filled asshole.
After an intense figure skating competition Roy and his partner Simon relaxed on the couch with a nice Shrimping with the Seamen.
This is when your significant other , who is a male, is cheating on you. He can't keep his hard on and it begins to feel and look like a jumbo shrimp. It is also a reference to the cheater, Tiger Woods. Wood being your lover's woody which is shrimp-like becuase he's sleeping with someone else.
Friend: "My man can't keep it up these last few months." BFF - "uh, Oh .....hope he's not with someone else, no one likes a Tiger Shrimp".
Having intercourse when one's partner is menstruating
My girl was on her period but I wanted to smash anyway so I made some Cajin shrimp