Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

belly dancing grandma

squiddlewapper

dance til your dead u silly belly dancing grandma!!”

by tartaglias wife July 10, 2021

Annoying grandma

A little shit who says they love but they don't love you

Grandma:would you like some cookies.

Me:WTF you always make Fucking cookies ya little bitch fuck you I'm out your an annoying grandma

by Annoy March 31, 2019

Macoy's Grandma

A person who picks up your phone without your consent and then listens to your friends talk without let your friends know that they are listening.

"Stop listen you creep! Your such a Macoy's Grandma!"

by hi25225 August 13, 2016

grandma casserole

When u grind up yo stems and smoke em

Ay yo you can grind those stems and put em in and that's grandma casserole

by Raptorrdino January 26, 2021

Dirty grandma

When u screw ur grandpa in the ass but not with ur dick but with a corn on the cob

Stan: I don't want you amd grandpa doing the dirty grandma again plz it's thanks giveing we gotta eat the corn

by Themanwithideaz March 31, 2022

National chuck your grandma down the stairs day

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.

Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day

by Eternal_ May 21, 2024

Grandma juice

The drink grandma has at holidays and family events that the little children cant have because its alchaholic.

Grandson tried to reach for grandma juice and mom had to take it out of his hands before he drank it by accident

by Rgoldschool December 25, 2017