Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Washing the whistle

The action of plunging a hose down a urethra to clean out the unwanted fecal excrement

Its about time I got a good “washing the whistledone.

by Ayalanews89 August 22, 2019

Gopher Whistle

Gopher Whistle: losing control of your butt cheeks muscles even with a squeeze fart will come out.

On my way to the bathroom, I heard “Gopher Whistle” and Whistling Dixie. Proot proot prootootootoooth!

by Bigbirddebelen June 19, 2022

Rusty Slide Whistle

The Rusty Slide whistle begins with a woman furiously blowing into their male counterparts asshole, while simultaneously tugging his johnson. This act replicates the steps required to play the slide whistle, thus warranting the name.

"Yo, last night Justine busted out the rusty slide whistle, we made some sweet music"

by Matthew Mcconaughey's peepee November 29, 2019

jim whistle

A jim whistle-an arrogant , rude ,un-educated asshole. conceded or over confident often times use to exspress calling someone a dick head with out there knowledge. restricted to men of buch dikes

who the fuck is james to tell me wut to do he is new . ive been here 5 years that fuckin jim whistle.

by Scottymanie June 29, 2018

Whistling Pig

Anything cute, sweet, or adorable. Whistling pigs can be humans or animals.

Girl: My boyfriend just said I was the best girlfriend ever!
Girl 2: He is such a whistling pig! Awww

by Ninja Alpaca April 05, 2019

Moon whistle

Big rocks that you’ve never seen before

Bro that’s a moon whistle right there

by Moon Whistle May 22, 2022