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Midget

When there’s very little weed left in a blunt, but not enough to smoke it.

Hey man, pass the midget

by Midgetqueen May 29, 2020

midget

The world's shortest guy in the world, and he also is a karate master, so never mess with the midget

Its the midget!
NOOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO RUN BEFORE THE MIDGET ATTACKS ME

by lololololololololololLOL April 13, 2023

midget

The definition of midget is "KILL SWITCH"😈

killswitch is a midget

by ajiwdoaiwjdwadad January 30, 2023

Midget

Mid-grade marijuana. Also known as reggie or mids

My man's getting off elbows of midget for $950. you know he's getting it in. Let's rob that nigga

by Circle D November 13, 2017

Midget

A person below the average height for humans. (Men<5’5) (Women<5’0)

I could see his feet on his driver’s license since he was a midget

by Mark William 27 August 25, 2021

Midget

A very short person that’s real name is Cerys, this person often has a bad attitude and can’t handle there drink

Oh no it’s midget don’t let her drink any alcohol

by Heavylongballs June 05, 2022

Midget

A midget is a tiny human being who never goes to football training and has a peacock trim

“look at that small fuck over there, Oscar is his name, what a midget!”

by User15372 January 26, 2024