Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Take A Seat

Implying “secretly” that you want someone to sit on your face

I’d like you to “take a seat”… on my face

by DeeperMeaning May 28, 2022

don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc) *leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*

"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"

by missmeira94 July 25, 2019

Ass Seat

When yo ass land and cant get up cause you landed in the backrooms on a shitmountain . Or you call someone this cause there such a asian ass seat

Yo i just did an Ass Seat

by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! February 10, 2023

baby seat

It is a seat made for babies in a car

A luxurious baby seat

by Peter7029 January 15, 2012

Back Seat Manager

A Back Seat Manager is a toxic employee who does not have any authority and continually over inserts themselves on every process and decision that impact everyone else except themselves.

Johnny was quite the back seat manager in today's staff meeting

by UnkownUser1234 May 23, 2023

Padded Toilet Seat

A very hairy ass.

Dude has so much butt furr,he carries around his own padded toilet seat!

by KronKyrios September 08, 2011

Cheap seats

What do you call someone who says quiet in the cheap seats

Insulted being called the cheap seats

by January 01, 2022