Country Dictionary

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Bike Condom

Usage of a plastic bag, usually one left over from a previous grocery shopping event, to cover your bicycle's seat. This is done in order to protect and keep your seat dry, therefore, avoiding soaking the seat with water and mud.

Person 1: Dude, what's with the plastic bag on your seat? It looks funny. Person 2: It's my bike condom. It keeps my seat from getting drenched and dirty on rainy days. This way my butt doesn't get all soggy either.

by ben.yep.me February 05, 2010

mountain bike girl

A girl who puts the fun between her legs. She’s extreme and loves to go fast and give a full send. Mountain bike girls would rather be out riding then stuck in school. They are adventurous, wild, fun. Mountain bike girls are epic and the whole package

Boylook at her” Boy 2 “she’s a mountain bike girl”

by Miles2896 August 17, 2018

mini bike

A very simple miniature motorcycle, consisting of a frame, small wheels, handlebars, a centrifugal clutch or torque converter and a small engine usually under 250cc. not to be confused with pit bikes and pocket bikes. but those terms are used interchangeably. is fun for everyone . prone to doing wheelies and usually goes anywhere from 15-40 mph. upgrade are cheap. you can have something that can beat cars in a drag race for under 1,000$ each one is unuque and you can customize it to your style and liking.

"woah did you just see that mini bike" "got me a stage kit for mi predator 212. she got 10 hole horses now"

by Adam504 March 28, 2020

bike queer

Someone that buys and babies high end carbon fiber bikes and hardly rides them just to sell them to buyers that ride frequently.

Check out this new Look carbon fiber bike I just purchased off this bike queer last weekend. What a moron he was, I totally underpaid for this bike that is practically new.

by Vaimaster7 April 19, 2019

Bike-Nutters

Bunch of Twats who ride around on kawasaki's, ducati's, and yamaha's.

Did you see those guys, they're bike-nutters

by De4thtr4p February 03, 2020

Bike Bitch

The definition of a person who trails alongside a running fitness influencer on a bike with the purpose of capturing content for their social media account.

Brad is getting so many more views on his Instagram Reels now that his bike bitch Janelle is filming all his runs!

by railsplitter17 November 16, 2022