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Randy Bands

A Cool but yet fine ass rockstar ass big dick swinging cock thrashing on bitches looking like a motherfucking demon but yet his cock is huge and oh yea his cock is huge and also umm old heads hate his ass with a passion and oh yea he ummm got a big dick and his music is fire asf to fucking fire and ummm that's it's and oh yea people call him crazy cause HE THE SHIT BITCH

Yoooo I just heard that randy bands shit and it was fye asf hope no old heads hear it he keep fucking my bitch with his HUGE ASS HELMET COCK IT DELICIOUS

by Mynameismyname123 October 16, 2023

base me randy

you have no life

base me randy’s

by Deathire April 05, 2022

Randy The Dingus

A fella. A silly fella.

A content creator on YouTube, primarily making gaming videos. As of September 22, 2022, he has 350 subscribers. Randy The Dingus is also the creator of The Nerds Group which consists of him and his fellas: FartheST and NoeMad.

(Randy The Dingus AKA Dingus, Randy, Dinganator)

Hobo: Yo bruh that Randy The Dingus mid

Chad gamer formerly living in super gaming house: die kid

by RandyTheDingus September 22, 2022

randy russ

Often having a small thing and gets no girls and no one likes him.

Girl. Randy Russ is it even in?

by Randyruss April 06, 2017

Randy nelson

Randy is a legend. He once saved a person from a burning building but nutting all over the fire. He likes to dominate people with his outstanding 70 yard SHlOnG. His nickname is B.A.P. (Big ass pimp).

Randy Nelson once slapped his step sister in the face with his 100 pound gonads because he didn’t like the pasta she made.

by Jennifer short November 10, 2022

Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.

Randy's wife is so fat, the flies she attracts need jet assistance to achieve escape velocity

by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024

Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Can be a substitute for the proverbial "your mom is...." jib, as your mom has since lost the title of the fattest known entity in the known universe to Randy's wife.

Randy's wife is so fat she has her own gravitational pull

by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024