Country Dictionary

"The art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk"

I went skiing in france.

fall off a mountain

"Hey! during the winter i fell off a mountain" Its called skiing

Don’t get me started, skiing is just not as good as snowboarding... you guys think your good but really just Jerry’s, you guys can’t do any cool tricks and you yard sale 24/7

Snowboarder 1: dude look at that Jerry skiing on the slopes

Snowboarder 2: oh man he’s about to have a yard sale

Another term for "Doing cocaine"

"Hey man, you tryna go skiing?"
"Hell yea im down"

The action of sliding in the tub on your knees to partake in oral sex

Got the good ski and knee last night from the best Cheryl

A out of town hippie who comes to fernie to ski and act .like they were born here in the valley.fernie sky bum are wondering around being total granola.

Fernie ski bum six o'clock.

When titties go down hill

"Man look at Megan"

"Nah bruh she ski frickin he boy"
"Damn"