A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you wanna show a girl you barely know a stand up comedy special on Netflix and for some really really dumb reason you choose Jim Norton's "Mouth full of shame"... Just don't :)
How to make a good first impression 101 by having a really awkward moment, if she still wanna talk to you after that she's a keeper!
A method used to warm one's hands. Consists of shrugging arms up and down while pointing hands outwards as if one's arms were a penguin's wings.
She was about to get hypothermia, but the awkward penguin warmed her fingers.
In Edinburgh when a lad from the South of England does something anti-banterous lads from Scotland will chant 'Awkward Bromley' whilst dropping one hand in a queer motion and making an England flag cross with the other
Ryan: Want to go and see the Dundee game?
James: Nah, I'm better than that, I'm from England, I'll watch the rugby instead.
Ryan: Awkward Bromley, Awkward Bromley, Awkward Bromley...
Socially awkward, but in the form of online conversations or text.
Sorry I suck at starting conversations, I'm a bit cyber awkward