A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A person of negro decent. Much like that of the fabled Camel Jockey, but literally like a nigga straight out of Africa.
Hey have you seen the new foreign exchange student FOB from Niger?
Yeah i talked to him for a bit, that nigga's a straight Giraffee Jockey!
Sexual position - When a shorter guy bobs up and down on a penis with a hat down over his eyes.
Charlie really took my dick for a ride, he pulled his hat down and went full gnome jockey.
Someone who speeds up or slows down to prevent you from entering their lane of traffic.
This Lane Jockey has been in the left lane for six miles and only speeds up when someone tries to undertake them
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Radio show presenters/hosts who do not achieve their status by merit or talent but by their ability to divide opinion and create social media mountains out of molehills. They are also prepared to endorse conversational topics which would, in regular discussion, send a glass-eye to sleep. Naturally, they think twitter is a reflection of the zeitgeist.
"Welcome to the show. Today's topic, is Donald Trump really an introvert? Call in now on..."
"Ugh! Turn that sh*t off; bloody clickbait jockey"
A form of exaggerated and attention-seeking performance, typically characterised by excessive dance moves, theatrical gestures, and the use of gimmicks such as masks. This behaviour is enabled by the aid of the sync button doing the work of DJing. This behaviour often serves as a distraction from a lack of talent, relying on spectacle rather than talent of being to DJ to engage the audience. Perpetrators of this behaviour are known as a Sync Jockey (SJ).
Look at them throwing their hands in the air, with those silly dance moves, and hiding behind a mask, classic Sync Jockey Behaviour