A fork of Rural Dictionary
Made bye markers (my friend) if u are a vaginal irritation u are a shart
When you go down on a girl and it’s so wet you asphyxiate and die. i.e. you essentially drown.
Best Practices When Going Down On A Girl
*Wear a snorkel.
He died a tragic death of vaginal asphyxiation.
Gay people language for asshole-vagina.
Used when a male counterpart imitates a famela humans secondsary sexual organs with his butt. Imagination takes a big part in this kind of sexual interpretation:
A vagin is the correct term to call someone with no class, who is a total and utter shit head and also is unaware that they are said shithead.
Someone: What is Vagin?
Everyone: VAGIN!
A condition, commonly involved with men, where there is physical, mental or emotional pain preventing them from peak performance of an activity and/or providing an excuse for lack of peak performance, colloquially known as “sand in the vagina.” See also transitory silica vaginitis, chronic silica vaginitis.
Mike missed his tennis lesson today because he had Silica Vaginitis in his elbow.