Country Dictionary

tommyinnit

person 1: "what's the definition of british?"

person 2: "tommyinnit."

responsible for the invention of racism. see white people

are you racist?
im british
so yes?

People who don’t know how to use seasoning and don’t like brushing their teeth sadly. Also like taxing people for tea cause they poor.

American: Want to salt at least?
British man: no I like my potato’s plane

British’s are cool and not to mention they dick bout big asf they lowkey wit it tho…they’ll make u think that they have a shrimpy wimpy but whole time they slanging long cock. They also know how to dress and them mfs fast asf.

That man British gotta long cock

British is a trendsetter and man of God and a sweet person that will put a smile on your heart he listens and shows love and gives comfort to the weak minded.

British is a great person

Let’s get some thing cleared up;
We don’t always drink tea and we don’t constantly meet the queen.

Not everyone is posh either ok got that ok goof
Right here’s an example:

Is he British?

if your name is Cal you're a dick other than that idk

"Cal, I know you are British but giving birth isn't a personality trait dude...."

nor is hating your s/o