A fork of Rural Dictionary
Counter to the mushroom stamp.
John mushroom stamped Susan, so she curtain dropped his ass.
Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals
That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”
Big girl's blouse, a weak, soft or effeminate man
Man up, you pink fluffy curtain.
A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"
gaping pussy fish mittens Melbourne meat curtain
The flap of fabric that hangs at the bottom of the couch
Hey watch out don't spill it on the couch curtain
A splurtin curtain provides a barrier of toilet paper to protect the entire back half of the toilet from being sprayed with dung, by hanging multiple sheets of toilet paper from the seat area.
Had to put up a splurtin curtain last night for my violent BM.
Anything used to obscure the front-facing camera on a computer. Often a piece of tape,; a jerk curtain could be anything temporarily or permanently affixed to a computer and or front-facing camera that obscures visibility.
Did you see how many jerk curtains were up in that picture of the Apple offices?
Johnnie Carter uses a bandaid as a jerk curtain