A fork of Rural Dictionary
To rationalize but you do not want to say "rationalize" to spite your mother
Me: I am going to logicize my way out of this situation using thumbtacks.
Mom: wtf are you on?
Rhetoric that MAGA racists and nazi’s use to rationalize obvious bad behavior.
Typical racist: Oh, that boy wasn’t molested by his female teacher, it’s “lucky boy” behavior.
Common-sense person: he was molested, and your excusing it? 2035 logic.
The special ability of Miles Edgeworth, an ability that no one else has, an ability that makes him objectively superior to every defense attorney on the planet.
Phoenix: *Has a magical object that tells him if someone is hiding something*
Apollo: *Has a bracelet that tightens when someone lies and can see people's subconscious tells*
Athena: *Can hear people's true emotions and display them using a computer that she wears around her neck*
Edgeworth: *Has BASIC LOGIC*