A fork of Rural Dictionary
So... Noah? Right? Because he's the one who did the thing. Yeah, no, he's a piece of shit. Totally. But so is anyone else doing the thing to me that you are all doing. So there... You all suck. Complete fucking bums.
Hym "On a different note: I am CLEARLY better than everyone. R-Strategy mating is better than an incest ritual. I think I'll just do that."
(1) Two guys who cannot be distinguished from each other in bed.
(2) Roommates whose sex habbits are synced, so they can hear each other and get even more horny.
(1) I´m not in the mood today, but you can call my Moan mate.
(2) Last night, while fucking, I could hear Noah from the other room, so I came even harder. Apparently we`re moan mates.
Had an undeclared sly
Fuck all mate just finished up a breakdown- Spoon
The disgraceful yet amusing manlet mating ritual occurs when a gaggle of diminutive and desperate manlets meet up in a public place, mostly in front of basketball arenas, strip down to bikinis and high heels, oil each other up and then awkwardly gyrate to Skee-Lo's "I Wish" as they sing along in their high-pitched manletspeak, all the while internally cursing and swearing at the heavens for dooming them to a comical and dwarflike existence constantly marred by the ravages of the merited mortification universally known as manletism.
Hey, why are those cheerleaders dancing around in front of the arena over there - isn't the halftime performance usually enacted inside? Oh, it's just a manlet mating ritual - the silly manlets do it every month. Have the microscopic manlet boys ever attracted any women? Lol, of course not! Short people got no reason. Hahahahaha!
The integral part of any system, network or hardware setup that can be blamed for errors, disconnections or authentication problems if you have no idea: A. How the system is configured B. How to fix it (or) C. it's 4:47pm on a Friday afternoon and ya really can't be arsed to do any more work... I mean what child ever says " I want to be a network engineer when I grow up"?
Fecked if I know what the problem is, i'm just a network engineer. I called Head office and they said "It's Yer Relay-Mate"
A reliable friend who will always listen with no judgment. They are the honest one who will tell it how it is and wont take shit from anything called FUckinG Joey
Heyy look! Its My Mate Maria! Ain't they fun and all that!
Something the cool kids seem to say in response to an insult or potential threat. Generally a technique to make peers laugh whilst dodging the insult at hand and avoiding having to think of a come back.
For example: Bob: “why are you so annoying?” Troy: “nah not me mate”