A fork of Rural Dictionary
Guy1: aye that nigga talking shit again
Guy2: well pass me the murder wand so we can handle the business
When a person, or people stand in the way of a place or area where other needs to move or go.
Why are those two idiots standing at the entrance of the elevator having a conversation? They are just space murdering!
a game where people murder each other by whipping them with bananas, especially their bananas if you know what I mean.
Yo I have a shotgun in my pants Fortnite murder
Even if a guy tested positive for the coronavirus and was terminally ill with it, kneeling on his neck will still cause premature death, death before he was meant to die. Even if he was a guy who did drugs and other things nobody would be proud of.
Killing a drug addict or an ex drug addict would make somebody as much a murderer as killing somebody who never touched drugs and was thought to be clean, pure and wholesome by many people.
A very fucking stupid ex police man decided to sing and the fucker later found dead people and thought “oh! Lets go figure this out!” As if he was a detective, in which he was not.
Singer man: dead people!
Butler: i dont think you should check that outs your a singer no-
Singer man: CLUEDO IRL
* Roll the credits to The good ship murder. *
The murderous manlet is an outrageously overcompensating, grotesquely gnomish and severely stunted sexy sissy manlet (a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10) who has childishly channeled his short man's syndrome-induced manlet rage into the pursuit and furtherance of criminal endeavors, which he is forced to conduct by the cowardly use of dwarfish manipulation tactics as he is obviously far too short to ever be looked up to as real man and a leader. The 5ft2 turbo-manlet Charles Milles Maddox "Manlet Boy" Manson, a misanthropic manlet and myopic manlet par excellence, learned the consequences of this lowly behavior the hard way when he was brutally bullied and turned into a prison wife manlet by the manmores of the Aryan Brotherhood prison gang while incarcerated in the early 1970's after brainwashing his feeble-minded cult followers into committing an escalating series of violent crimes in California in the late 1960's and early 1970's, culminating in the horrific Tate murders on the night of August 8, 1969. Remember kids, say no to drugs, never trust a manlet and height is a choice!
Bagel Boss Manlet: Shut your mouth! You're not God, or my father, or my boss! Towering manmore: Lol, don't go all murderous manlet on me, you silly, little midget boy! What's wrong? Did your mommy drop your pacifier? Hahahahaha!