A fork of Rural Dictionary
Remembering only the good things about a person or situation and forgetting all the bad.
You are cleaner shrimping everything about this toxic relationship!
Slang for a piece of fabric (commonly a sock) that has been coated in so much human semen that it stiffly holds its shape, it is so rigid that bending it causes a crackling noise as if one were to break a chip.
Guy 1: "Bro, I sat on your bed and heard a crack!" Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"
When you fishin for crawdads with your dick, making sure that you only dip the tip in
Man, I went shrimp dipping last night and caught 5 pounds of crawdads!
The opposite of spilling tea. Telling about someone in a good light.
Did you see Ryan Trahan spill shrimp about how nice Haley Pham is?
When your posture is so awful that your default pose looks like that of a shrimp.
My back has been killing me recently because I’m so shrimped up in my chair.
Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.
"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?" "No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."
a penis with Parkinson's disease
she treat him like a free vibrator that shaky shrimp wont stop moving.