A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another fucking gun that people won't get the censored out of here with.
Amogus Person: *tries to reboot Amogus Crew-*
NoobCluck10: Pump Shotgun! *shoots amogus*
Amogus Person: *shoots back* No u
Screen reads: You killed: NoobCluck10
Amogus Person: Victory is mine!
*Boom Bow kills Amogus!*
Amogus: Sh!t
Screen reads: Killed by: ProEgg70
A single step away from anarchy as it is just a man with a few philosophies and a shotgun
damn thats sure is some shotgun politics right there, that thieving no good crook just got domed by that man with that double barrel over there
Noun.
A Warzone Shotgun.
Verb.
The act of singing "Warzone Shotgun."
"Warzone Shotgun"
The belief that shotguns are the greatest.
Everyone should convert into shotgunism
A man who, when jerking it, only gets one rub and then nuts.
Person 1: goddamn man last night I was a human shotgun.
Person 2: Rapid fire bro! Chi-chick, BANG!
" STOP USING F****** SHOTGUNS IT'S LIKE YOU PAID FOR THE $70 VERSION OF COOKIE CLICKER CLICK CLICK CLICK LIKE HOW DOWN BAD ARE YOU FOR KILLS YOU UNSKILLED FELINE LIKE LISTEN YOU GET A FREE PASS IF YOU'RE GRINDING CAMOS THAT'S DIFFERENT BUT SO F****** HELP ME IF I SEE SOMEONE USING A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN WITH ORION MASTERY CAMO I AM GOING TO ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS ALL 7 CHAOS EMERALDS AND EVERY SINGLE F****** INFINITY STONE TO SUPERCHARGE MY ORGANS AND BECOME A LITERAL FLYING GOD JUST SO I CAN PERSONALLY FIND YOU AND VAPOURIZE YOU WITH MY HAND LAZERS AND IT'S GONNA SOUND LIKE THIS AAAAAAAH"
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I F****** HATE MW3 SHOTGUNS
A ritual in which you defecate into a toilet and keep pissing in it for roughly five days without flushing. Then, when you're ready, pump it with a plunger to soften the load, and flush it all down in one sitting. The force, sound, and size of the load zooming down the pipe is meant to imitate a shotgun.
Jules: I'm gonna go take an African Shotgun
Geoff: dude no stop