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junk

unneeded stuff
penis and sac
heroin

throw this junk away.
aw man i got hit in the junk again
don’t do junk

by Kanye Southeast September 27, 2023

junk trip

this is when you feel like you're high, but you're not on drugs or alcohol.

Bob: Dude, I feel like I'm on a junk trip.
Joe: But, you're not high!
Bob: That's the whole point!

by Jonathan "Johnny" Jones August 10, 2008

Junk Love

Meaning: An attitude towards love where love only means lust. No kind of emotional attachment or connection, just hooking up one after another and it continues until it burns the person out.

This neologism inspired from the word 'Junk Food'—'Junk Food' or 'Junk Love'—both are harmful.

"After he broke up with her, he is into Junk Love. Does he find fulfillment? I doubt."

by retiredretardreturns June 26, 2024

Junk (bet)

Junk (bet) – Referred to as Dots, the bet involves earning a point, or Dot, for predetermined achievements during a round of golf. Dots are assigned a monetary value, say $1. Dots include, but are not limited to: Birdie, Chippie, Greenie, Mongolian Reversal (bet), Sandie, Barkie, Rockie, and the elusive Skullie (bet), almost earned by one of the clowns at the road on 4.

That fuckin’ Murphquake, he intentionally hits it into the bunkers just to get Junk (bet)!

by Just another clown June 21, 2020

Junk Bucket

A Steel Codpiece - a metal jock cup

SCA squire 1: "OOOHHHH!!! Oh my god! Sir Stick Jock just got hit with a vicious rising snap in the cup! I hope his nuts didn't get ruptured!"

SCA squire 2: "Nah... He's wearing a really spiffy new junk bucket,... at worst he got an armor pinch or maybe a bruise. He'll be fine, just get him a beer."

by chota boy January 10, 2009