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tommyinnit

tommyinnit is the definition of British

Taking the piss out of our own nation until someone (usually an American) agrees, at which point we become super patriotic

Person A: God I hate this shithole, our country is so horrible- like who the hell designed out weather?!
Person B: IKR the UK is horrible you all drink so much tea and how is you're weather that horrible do you have anything other than rain?
Person A: Fuck off, Britain is amazing we are superior to you losers- and most of us hate tea and at least our crops are waters and we have FREE HEALTHCARE!
Person B: God you are so british

tommyinnit

person 1: "what's the definition of british?"

person 2: "tommyinnit."

responsible for the invention of racism. see white people

are you racist?
im british
so yes?

People who don’t know how to use seasoning and don’t like brushing their teeth sadly. Also like taxing people for tea cause they poor.

American: Want to salt at least?
British man: no I like my potato’s plane

British’s are cool and not to mention they dick bout big asf they lowkey wit it tho…they’ll make u think that they have a shrimpy wimpy but whole time they slanging long cock. They also know how to dress and them mfs fast asf.

That man British gotta long cock

British is a trendsetter and man of God and a sweet person that will put a smile on your heart he listens and shows love and gives comfort to the weak minded.

British is a great person