Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

because one can

A reason for doing sommat.

Mother: WHY ARE YOU FLUSHING MY CHECKBOOK DOWN THE SHITTER?
Moi: Because one can.

by yesmrslevinson December 31, 2015

Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it

mainly used to interrogate those chicken munchers.

Officer:Alright Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it?
Black Suspects:It wasn't us man!!

by M4A11X November 08, 2023

One up wolf

She gets non stop dubs because cause she Is a gamer but if she looses she will howl like a wolf

One up wolf is really in love with one up gamer

by YTone_up_gamer September 09, 2020

One up wolf

One of the best games ever she gets non stop victory's.

One up wolf is the greatest

by YTone_up_gamer September 09, 2020

one-legged Greg

A male who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes his mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The female counterpart is known as one-legged Meg.

Greg:"FUCK! My hamstring just locked up, help a brother out."
Jeff: " No problem one-legged Greg, on it!"

by Capuchin for Hire March 09, 2023

One Night Warrior

A person of whom tends to go out one night per weekend and attacks people for not going out. Tends to end up at Hotel Bondi until 4am with his dick in his hands.

That Josh Brown is such a One Night Warrior.

by sussybakaa29 March 12, 2022

One-Solution Commentator

An irrationally biased and narrow-viewed blog writer, typically unable to articulate the fundamental premises of multi-faceted arguments or opposing views. Prone to repeating a single point of (often mistaken) drivel by way of meaningless mantra repetitions.
One who offers no significant input into a public debate, though emitting a distracting noise; the subject of public scorn and social rejection.

idiot moron racist anti-noonie mouse One-Solution One-Solution Commentator

by Expat Georgia April 22, 2009