A fork of Rural Dictionary
friend: bro ur such a faceless one emperial
friend 2: thanks bro
To pull something real fast.
This references the Scout, in team fortress 2, who has a 33% increase in speed, so he is faster than everyone
Girl: “You... were done real fast.”
Boy: “See, I pulled a scouty one on ya.”
Girl: “We are through.”
(Predicate.) Smurf Smurf Smurf hours. Flirt flirt and this clerk clerk know you’re actually say were no purple socks Yolo. yo dumb
Her: OK so I have it I don’t know if I can Rambo. OK sucking cock is the most inconvenient thing in the entire world you see if I can psych. Like nobody should ever do that it’s smelly, stinky, and juicy wet cock being her bag.
Him: I would say the N-word. Noooo I like that one gnomic in North I like that one now
You don't know how many consistent variables there are and if I had video evidence of a consistent variable that wasn't me you would hack the product ordering system of my place of employment and then all of the people I spoke about online would get fired or transferred within a month.
Hym "You're presupposing that there's only one consistent variable. You can't possibly believe there are not externally imposed circumstances. 'BuT yOu CaN't Do AnYtHiNg AbOuT tHoSe BeCaUsE iT cOuLd ReQuIrE mE tO dO sOmEtHiNg I dOn'T wAnT tO' Fucking garbage."
When you’re trying to sleep but it’s too warm for you to keep both feet under the blanket but too cold for you to keep them above the blanket so you keep one under one above
-How’d you sleep last night?
-One-legged!