A fork of Rural Dictionary
Flapping around with your hands like dumb flippers and tunnel vision when something shocking happens.
I roll up on a this bike crash and I'm trying to dial 911 but my hands went all emergency dolphin and it took four tries
During intercourse you try to shove your dick unexpectedly into her ass. She will turn around and squeak at you like a dolphin.
I was banging this random and gave her the squeaky dolphin.
The act of vomiting and shitting one's brains out simultaneously.
That gas station sushi had me sugar dolphining all night.
Dolphins being educated in rape
Adam West just got educated on dolphinication
Older gay or bisexual male with no hair and a youthful complexion
Wow John did you see Tom! He’s really looking like a waxed dolphin for his age!
An attempt to fuck with the Planning Committee to make them think we have ambiguous plans months in advance when really we are going to crash their party with Dolphin Shots.
Hey, Wanna go Dolphin watching 8 weeks from now?
An Australian term for masturbation
"Hey wazza I'm just gonna go out back and punch the dolphin"