A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you kiss/hug your girlfriend/aunty and commit treason (by stabbing)
Gods, I hope Carl won’t subvert expectations by greeting me with a Jon Snow Hug
Blomie Jon is a infamous Mexican co-founder and current top leader of the Blomie Nation, an international crime syndicate based in all over society. Before he assumed leadership of the entire nation, he allegedly served as a member in the 2nd year of the nation. After the first leader was tortured & killed, he later was recruited by the second leader, who later on decided it was time for retirement. As of early 2024, Blomie Jon has been the leader since and he has never been arrested or incarcerated.
They say he’s from the nation of Mr. Blomie Jon
Blomie Jon is an infamous Mexican co-founder and current top leader of the Blomie Nation, an international crime syndicate based in all over society. Before he assumed leadership of the entire nation, he allegedly served as a member in the 2nd year of the nation. After the first leader was tortured & killed, he later was recruited by the second leader, who later on decided it was time for retirement. As of early 2024, Blomie Jon has been the leader since and he has never been arrested or incarcerated.
“They say he’s from the nation of Mr. Blomie Jon” “
1) A super Pimp
2) A sharp dressed man
1) Here comes a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) Your looking like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.
I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.