A fork of Rural Dictionary
The moisture that can accumulate on the surface of the gooch, on a humid day
"Dude I total forgot my mustache gel in the car"
"Don't worry dude, whenever I run out I just take my fingers and sculpt my mustache with some gooch moisture"
The practice of scratching one's gooch until it bleeds
I spent all night gooning but I discovered gooching. Oh my God my shit hasn't been polished better.
Gooching is the acting of having sexual intercourse with someones sister out of spite , revenge or malice
"Did you hear Tony was gooching , Dave ! "
When a male on male penis docking goes wrong and both penis end up pointing upwards with the end result of their gooch's touching
Father and son at the beach
"Hey dad why are thoes two males standing so close in the water"
"They are probably just gooching"
A word that can be used interchangeably for either a positive or negative situation or effect.
For the past tense use: 'Gooched'
"I see 3 here; they've seen me oh sh*t! I'm getting gooched bad - help!"
"They are gooching as hard as Aphen gooched Connors mum last night!"
"Sweet christmas! Rose gooched the heck out of them!"
The act of putting illicit items (usually drugs) in your underwear and on your gooch in an effort to hide them. This is used because when pat down's are conducted the searcher is not allowed to frisk the genital area.
If you ever get caught smoking weed, gooching the weed will prevent them from finding it.