Country Dictionary

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Animal Balloon

A perverse, sexual act when a woman sucks a man's penis through his anus. His penis is turned inside out in this process, and protrudes out his rectum. (The woman has to suck really, really hard to achieve this)

After climax, the woman then blows the man's penis back through his butt hole to return the penis to its normal shape.

Animal balloons of these caliber are not intended for children's parties.

by wo1v3r1n3 February 24, 2012

Spy Balloon

..... The fuck is YOU looking at, China-bitch?

Hym "No... No. The camera ain't pointing in the wrong direction! It ain't the sun! Get the fuck out of here with that spy balloon shit you fucking bum!"

by Hym Iam March 27, 2023

Balloon Popper Syndrome

Also known as, BPS, is when people comment or create situations that selfishly deflate the enjoyment of others due to overbearing and/or self imposed righteousness.

Yo, that pissed off bruh is the poster child for Balloon Popper Syndrome.

by WisestWords June 18, 2021

Barbie balloons

A synonym for a woman's breasts.

Dude, did you see Margaret’s barbie balloons? They’re so big and beautiful!

by Catgirlsixtynyaan June 01, 2023

blood balloon

another word for tampon

"I need to get more blood balloons because my period is starting."

by jolfstenberg October 15, 2015

Blood balloon

A dick. A dick is basically all blood.

I’m gonna give Cindy my blood balloon if she keeps wearing that dress

by PseudoNympho666 December 26, 2018

Balloon bootay

A booty is so fake you can pop it.

Her balloon bootay is cheap she got it from tesco.

by Sassy emoji October 24, 2015