Country Dictionary

De definitie voor een persoon die een barfie legt na een zware nacht.

Hij gaat over zijn zuiger, hij is de Jonas

Nick jonass

Nick jonass

A generally frightening person your most of the time disgusted by. No one really likes him and hes kinda weird. you know its fax.

A weird frightening person --> Jonas Ott

Amazing at sex, best fortnite duo, very attractive couple, they have the best taste in music.

"have you watched 50 shades of grey?" "yeah, thats some kinky shit jonas and niyah would do"

I big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick

Jonas brandstrup linnebjerg ripa is a big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick

Jonas’ girl is kind and funny. She’s really pretty but doesn’t know it. She is hardworking and friendly. Her and Jonas get along great and are best friends.

Girl1- Wow Jonas’ girl is really kind Girl2- Yeah she doesn’t understand how pretty she is.

If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls

I wish I was Jonas van Oppen